MOVIEG.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
CAST
Channing Tatum,
Dennis Quaid
RELEASE
August 7, 2009
RATING
PG-13
DIRECTOR
Steven Sommers
STUDIO
Paramount Pictures
RUNNING TIME
1 hour 58 minutes
GRADE
B+
STARS
***
REVIEW:
Corection: This has bigger and better explosions than Terminator AND is better than Terminator, too. G.I. Joe is about a secret team of people called the G.I. Joe who take in two surviving soilders from a big accident. Now, this team must capture and destroy a mysterious villan named The Doctor and his evil plan to destroy every living soul on planet Earth. When all elase fails, they don't. GO JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!! This movie was very entertaining and lives up to its name, but it just isn't the same kind of movies as Star Trek, Transformers 2, Up, and Harry Potter 6 were. This movie is veeerry similar to Transformers, but it just has some of the cheesiest special effects I've ever seen. I would recommend you to go see G.I. Joe in theaters or on Blu Ray once, but after that just go and get on with your lives. Also, if you're deciding whether to see this or District 9, you should probably see District 9 because I've heard really positive thing about it, while G.I. Joe is just in a luke-warm with the critics.
PREVIEWS YOU MAY SEE:
The Book Of Eli
Shutter Island
Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Old Dogs
Armored
The Last Airbender
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