Battleship
CAST
Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgård
RATING
PG-13
RELEASE
May 18, 2012
DIRECTOR
Peter Berg
STUDIO(S)
Universal Pictures, Hasbro
RUNNING TIME
2 hours 11 minutes
STARS
**
REVIEW:
It should be noted that Peter Berg's 'Battleship' off the bat is
not a good movie, at all. The idea of taking a board game involving
"sinking battleships" and making it into a big film with aliens
involved is completely irrelevant and serves no purpose to the movie making
world. However as bad as this movie may be, there were a few parts where
I was having a lot of fun. It might've been from the fact that my friends
and I were joking around during the screening, or it could've been that I was
laughing at how dumb the movie was. This isn't something that you have to
see, and it's possible that the majority of the people who see this won't like
it at all. I probably won't even see this film again, let alone talk
about it once this review is at its close because 'Battleship' is highly
forgettable. However this is the type of movie where you will enjoy it if
you are with a bunch of friends and are making fun of it throughout. If
you are seeing this alone, then that won't help at all, because 'Battleship' is
an over-the-top, cheesy, badly written and somewhat poorly acted film that is
sure to be one of the summer's most forgettable movies.
Taylor Kitsch has
the potential to be a very talented actor. I could see his potential in
'John Carter' and 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' among his film work. In
'Battleship,' he isn't as bad as you'd think, but then again he isn't great
either. At the very beginning of the movie, Kitsch's character tries to
woo Brooklyn Deckler's character by getting her a chicken burrito. This
scene made him look like he’s being the Kirk type guy from 'Star Trek' that
we've been getting in many recent action/sci-fi films. While he is good
as the cocky type of protagonist, they tend to get very annoying after they've
been portrayed in movies a million times before. The other big
"actor" in this movie is famed pop star Rihanna in her acting debut.
Rihanna not only is mediocre in this film, but she also plays the typical
African American role in an action/sci-fi film: the comedic relief who utters
god-awful lines poorly but somehow gets the audience to laugh and root for
them. I have no idea why Rihanna decided to be a part of this film since
her music career is actually pretty solid. My suggestion to her is to
either find smaller films to be in where she can actually try to act, or find
movies with better scripts instead of over-the-top action sci-fi extravaganzas
like this film.
Getting away from
the two main cast members who are terrible, the two best/underused actors in
the film were Alexander Skarsgård and Liam Nesson. Skarsgård plays
Taylor Kitsch's brother who is trying to be the protective and wise soldier
that knows right from wrong. Not only was this guy the best character in
the movie, but Skarsgård gave the best performance of the movie.
That's right, he was better than Liam Nesson in this movie. Nesson
was good as well; however he seemed like the cranky grandpa who is just a pain
in the ass throughout the film. Unfortunately for these two actors, their
screen time was incredibly dismal and was cut down to a certain extent where
one of these actors was practically cast in a cameo role. The other character
sadly is killed off 40 minutes in, which by then the movie was already losing
its fun and cheesy self and started to take itself seriously. If the
movie kept itself on the track of being self-aware at how stupid it was, then
it's possible that it could have been a better film. Unfortunately you
can't go very far when you have your two best actors on the sidelines for 85%
of the movie.
Jon and Erich
Hoeber are responsible for what I think is one of the best films of 2010,
'RED.' That film brought so much energy and fun to the audience so they
couldn't help but love what they were seeing. I ponder how they even
thought of the idea of putting aliens and explosions into a movie called
'Battleship' and make it so it's trying to be serious and kind of fun. This
movie never takes itself as a fun and over the top popcorn flick at all.
Instead that's all replaced with laughable acting, a cringe worthy
script, and just a generic summer movie that anyone could make. Peter
Berg can do so much better than this movie, which has been shown in other
notable works like 'Friday Night Lights' and 'Hancock.' This film is just
an easy paycheck for anyone who's involved with it. It's ironic how I
dislike this film yet I have a soft spot for the Michael Bay
'Transformers' films even though they're basically one and the same.
Actually, 'Battleship' is quite the interesting combination: if 'Transformers,'
'Titanic,' (that's right, James Cameron's masterpiece) and anything else that's
in a crappy movie, then you get this film. Too bad this 'Battleship' got
sunk so early on, because it had the potential to be a fun summer popcorn
flick.
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