MINI-REVIEW: The Starving Games

MOVIE
The Starving Games

CAST
Maiara Walsh, Brant Daughtry

RATING
NR

RELEASE
November 8, 2013 (VOD/LIMITED)

DIRECTOR(S)
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

STUDIO
Ketchup Entertainment

RUNNING TIME
1 hour 26 minutes






STARS
*









REVIEW:

Well people, if you didn't know that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer were the most untalented men in Hollywood by now, then "The Starving Games" is the latest nail in their coffin of "talent."  For those who may not know, Friedberg and Seltzer are responsible for such films as the appropriately titled "Disaster Movie," "Meet The Spartans," and "Vampires Suck" most recently.  If these men think that having pop culture references, slapstick humor, and revolting imagery can be considered as "good comedy," then they should definitely stop making movies now.  "The Starving Games," obviously a parody of "The Hunger Games," has exactly what you would expect from a Friedberg/Seltzer project, and it is obviously a terrible movie.  I personally find it amazing that these men still are able to get money from studios in Hollywood to keep making this garbage.  Are studio executives so daft and money-hungry that they think that making these disgraces to the parody genre will get them some quick cash?  Well if that is the case, then clearly someone is getting the message about these films and their non-profibility when the distributor of a movie is known as "Ketchup Entertainment."  "The Starving Games" is just another example at how low the bar has been set in the movie world, and if these movies continue to be made, then god help us all.