MOVIE
Scary Movie 5
CAST
Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex
RATING
PG-13
RELEASE
April 12, 2013
DIRECTOR
Malcolm D. Lee
STUDIO
Dimension Films
RUNNING TIME
1 hour 26 minutes
STARS
**1/2
REVIEW:
I gotta be perfectly honest here: I am a big fan of the first two "Scary Movies." They might not be great movies, or even great spoof movies for the matter, but they do make me laugh a lot, that's for sure. "Scary Movie 3" and "Scary Movie 4" were funny in spots, but they didn't have the charm that the Wayans brothers put into the original two. So the idea that a fifth "Scary Movie" was coming out not only seven years after the fourth one, but also without the series' lead Anna Farris, wasn't too pleasing for the mind in all honesty. After watching the film, I gotta say, I laughed more than I expected to. It's not a hilarious movie by any means, or is it a great film in general, but I was entertained and surprisingly didn't hate it overall. The acting might not be great and the story is as predictable as any spoof movie can possibly be, but it is a funny enough film to mildly recommend. Keep in warning, however, to enjoy this film you must lower your expectations and expect an incredibly stupid movie. I mean, come on, do you really think that "Scary Movie 5" has the potential to be this year's Oscar darling?
The Official Blog of Philadelphia/South Jersey's Youngest Cinephile, as well as WeLiveFilm critic, Zachary S. Marsh.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
REVIEW: The World's End
MOVIE
The World's End
CAST
Simon Pegg, Nick Frost
RATING
R
RELEASE
August 23, 2013
DIRECTOR
Edgar Wright
STUDIO
Focus Features
RUNNING TIME
1 hour 49 minutes
STARS
****
REVIEW:
What started out as nothing more than a joke made in an interview became something that has given fanboys a reason to be excited once again. Sure they had the big superhero and fantasy films to look forward to, but nothing could compare to the "Three Flavors Cornetto Trilogy." The third, and possibly last, film in this unorthodox series of movies is entitled "The World's End." After fighting zombies and insane murderers, the team of director/co-writer Edgar Wright, co-writer/star Simon Pegg, and star Nick Frost's next threat is alien robots of all things. Having said that, the film's story itself is a metaphor for living in the world of nostalgia and hometowns always being different upon returning to them as adults. "The World's End" is funny as hell, sharply written by Wright and Pegg, and very touching, though also pretty polarizing when the final 20 minutes of the film begin. Nevertheless, it is a very satisfying conclusion to "The Cornetto Trilogy" and will leave eager fans happy and with a sweet taste in their mouths and minds.
On June 22, 1990, five friends who just graduated high school attempt to complete a pub crawl in their hometown of Newton Haven known as "The Golden Mile." Each friend attempts to drink 12 pints from 12 pubs starting from The First Post and ending at The World's End. Unfortunately, they don't finish the crawl, and the men move on with their lives. That is, except for group leader Gary King. King is living in the past and wants to regain some nostalgia by bringing the old gang back together once again. However when the five gentlemen return to Newton Haven, things aren't as they seem. Sure enough, the entire town has become alien robots who want to conquer planet Earth. The only thing that could possibly help them get out of the town alive is finishing the pub crawl and getting to The World's End.
As with "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz" before, Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg have written a dynamically hilarious and smart script. Every single joke, including the subtle ones, hit the audience with full force and produce strong belly laughs consistently. Unlike the first two films, however, "The World's End" is far more touching and emotionally moving than one would expect with a movie about friends on a bar crawl trying to fight off robot aliens. There are lots of messages involving friendship and living in the past that are really engaging, and to me further enhance the film. The one thing that may split people who see this movie is the final 20 minutes. Without spoiling anything, all I'll say is that it's a very different ending than "Shaun" and "Hot Fuzz," but me personally I loved that about it. Overall, Wright and Pegg's script was sharp, hilarious, and very touching at times.
Simon Pegg gives possibly his best performance to date as Gary King. King, unlike Shaun from "Shaun of the Dead" and Nicholas Angel from "Hot Fuzz," is somewhat of a despicable character, yet you love him as much, possibly even more, in this film than in any other film he's been in. Also performing a baton-switch type of role is Nick Frost as Gary's once right hand man, Andy Knightley. Frost's Andy is pretty much the straight man in the film, that is until the final half hour. As someone who usually plays the lovable idiot in films, Frost is fantastic getting out of his comfort zone and doing something entirely different for him.
Talking about everyone else in the film would just be constantly repeating myself, so I will say one thing that pertains to every single person in the film: everyone is awesome and hilarious in their own way in the movie, especially the six leads. I give strong props to Pegg and Frost for playing characters that are polar opposites to their characters in the previous Cornetto films. Actors in general though need a strong director who can get the best performances out of them. Luckily for the actors, they had exactly that with Edgar Wright.
Ever since I saw "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" back in 2010, I was instantly in love with Edgar Wright. There's a lot to love about his eye for making movies, particularly his fast style of editing as featured in all of his previous films. Wright has never been better here, and you can tell that there was nothing but passion put into this movie. As someone who wants to be a filmmaker when I grow up, Wright's vision shows that creativity and originality can not only prove that there are still unique and fresh filmmakers out there, but he also inspires people like me to write more original stories like this.
"The World's End" is something of a revelation compared to many summer flicks that have come out in recent memory. Almost every single joke hits you like a bullet to the chest, and from your chest spews out huge belly-laughs that carry on into the next joke. Every actor in the film, particularly Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, are hilarious and just great all around. Edgar Wright's direction is pitch perfect and further proves how fantastic of a director he is. To top it all off, Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg's script is not only hilarious and original, but also surprisingly touching. People might have some issues with the final 20 minutes because of how different it is compared to the other Cornetto movies, but let me just say that I believe it ended the trilogy very well. "The World's End" is hilarious, touching, original, and one of the summer's best movies. In the month of August where so many bad movies usually come out, it's nice to end it off with the potentially final film in The Cornetto Trilogy.
Me with "The World's End" director/co-writer Edgar Wright and star Nick Frost after a special roundtable interview for the film on July 31, 2013!!
The World's End
CAST
Simon Pegg, Nick Frost
RATING
R
RELEASE
August 23, 2013
DIRECTOR
Edgar Wright
STUDIO
Focus Features
RUNNING TIME
1 hour 49 minutes
STARS
****
REVIEW:
What started out as nothing more than a joke made in an interview became something that has given fanboys a reason to be excited once again. Sure they had the big superhero and fantasy films to look forward to, but nothing could compare to the "Three Flavors Cornetto Trilogy." The third, and possibly last, film in this unorthodox series of movies is entitled "The World's End." After fighting zombies and insane murderers, the team of director/co-writer Edgar Wright, co-writer/star Simon Pegg, and star Nick Frost's next threat is alien robots of all things. Having said that, the film's story itself is a metaphor for living in the world of nostalgia and hometowns always being different upon returning to them as adults. "The World's End" is funny as hell, sharply written by Wright and Pegg, and very touching, though also pretty polarizing when the final 20 minutes of the film begin. Nevertheless, it is a very satisfying conclusion to "The Cornetto Trilogy" and will leave eager fans happy and with a sweet taste in their mouths and minds.
On June 22, 1990, five friends who just graduated high school attempt to complete a pub crawl in their hometown of Newton Haven known as "The Golden Mile." Each friend attempts to drink 12 pints from 12 pubs starting from The First Post and ending at The World's End. Unfortunately, they don't finish the crawl, and the men move on with their lives. That is, except for group leader Gary King. King is living in the past and wants to regain some nostalgia by bringing the old gang back together once again. However when the five gentlemen return to Newton Haven, things aren't as they seem. Sure enough, the entire town has become alien robots who want to conquer planet Earth. The only thing that could possibly help them get out of the town alive is finishing the pub crawl and getting to The World's End.
As with "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz" before, Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg have written a dynamically hilarious and smart script. Every single joke, including the subtle ones, hit the audience with full force and produce strong belly laughs consistently. Unlike the first two films, however, "The World's End" is far more touching and emotionally moving than one would expect with a movie about friends on a bar crawl trying to fight off robot aliens. There are lots of messages involving friendship and living in the past that are really engaging, and to me further enhance the film. The one thing that may split people who see this movie is the final 20 minutes. Without spoiling anything, all I'll say is that it's a very different ending than "Shaun" and "Hot Fuzz," but me personally I loved that about it. Overall, Wright and Pegg's script was sharp, hilarious, and very touching at times.
Simon Pegg gives possibly his best performance to date as Gary King. King, unlike Shaun from "Shaun of the Dead" and Nicholas Angel from "Hot Fuzz," is somewhat of a despicable character, yet you love him as much, possibly even more, in this film than in any other film he's been in. Also performing a baton-switch type of role is Nick Frost as Gary's once right hand man, Andy Knightley. Frost's Andy is pretty much the straight man in the film, that is until the final half hour. As someone who usually plays the lovable idiot in films, Frost is fantastic getting out of his comfort zone and doing something entirely different for him.
Talking about everyone else in the film would just be constantly repeating myself, so I will say one thing that pertains to every single person in the film: everyone is awesome and hilarious in their own way in the movie, especially the six leads. I give strong props to Pegg and Frost for playing characters that are polar opposites to their characters in the previous Cornetto films. Actors in general though need a strong director who can get the best performances out of them. Luckily for the actors, they had exactly that with Edgar Wright.
Ever since I saw "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" back in 2010, I was instantly in love with Edgar Wright. There's a lot to love about his eye for making movies, particularly his fast style of editing as featured in all of his previous films. Wright has never been better here, and you can tell that there was nothing but passion put into this movie. As someone who wants to be a filmmaker when I grow up, Wright's vision shows that creativity and originality can not only prove that there are still unique and fresh filmmakers out there, but he also inspires people like me to write more original stories like this.
"The World's End" is something of a revelation compared to many summer flicks that have come out in recent memory. Almost every single joke hits you like a bullet to the chest, and from your chest spews out huge belly-laughs that carry on into the next joke. Every actor in the film, particularly Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, are hilarious and just great all around. Edgar Wright's direction is pitch perfect and further proves how fantastic of a director he is. To top it all off, Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg's script is not only hilarious and original, but also surprisingly touching. People might have some issues with the final 20 minutes because of how different it is compared to the other Cornetto movies, but let me just say that I believe it ended the trilogy very well. "The World's End" is hilarious, touching, original, and one of the summer's best movies. In the month of August where so many bad movies usually come out, it's nice to end it off with the potentially final film in The Cornetto Trilogy.
Me with "The World's End" director/co-writer Edgar Wright and star Nick Frost after a special roundtable interview for the film on July 31, 2013!!
Monday, August 19, 2013
REVIEW: Jobs
MOVIE
Jobs
CAST
Ashton Kutcher,
Dermot Mulroney
RATING
PG-13
RELEASE
August 16, 2013
DIRECTOR
Joshua Michael Stern
STUDIO
Open Road Films
RUNNING TIME
2 hours 7 minutes
STARS
**
REVIEW:
It's probably fair to say that the best and most captivating of the new Steve Jobs biopic "Jobs" is the first five minutes of it. In these five minutes, we see Steve Jobs, played by "That 70 Show" star Ashton Kutcher dawning old age makeup as he's introducing the iPod to the world for the first time. There's something about the way it's edited and how Kutcher channels Jobs in this particular scene that makes you expect more greatness to come after that. Sadly, a boring, shallow, and overall average movie comes instead, and what could have been great turned into something you could find on Lifetime. "Jobs" might have quite possibly the best performance of Ashton Kutcher's career thus far, but as a whole, this is just an average movie.
There's only one thing to really praise about this film, and that is Ashton Kutcher's performance. Kutcher in this film shows how much of a great dramatic actor he has the potential to be, and the way he embodies the role of Steve Jobs is pretty dead on. In almost every scene he's in, Kutcher owns it and gives a powerful and believable enough performance. The truth about the movie is that there aren't any bad performances present, but at the same time they aren't really worth talking about other than Kutcher's. The main problem with the film is the screenplay, which is pretty much the Dollar Store version of "The Social Network."
Screenwriter Matt Whiteley basically takes the life story of Steve Jobs and makes it as dull and boring as a Lifetime TV special. Not only that, but he makes Steve Jobs a really despicable person overall. That might have been how he was in real life, but here, Jobs is portrayed as a pompous, selfish, and cruel character whom you don't want to see succeed at all. Plus, the "comedy" thrown in the film never worked and mostly relied on making fat jokes through Josh Gad's character. If the movie had a better script, then this might have been a better film. Director Joshua Michael Stern does an amateur-ish job at directing this film. I mean, it wasn't awful directing, but it could have been a lot better as well. Not much else to say about him.
"Jobs," instead of going out and telling the story of Steve Jobs' rise to fame in style, instead gets watered down into a 2 hour soap opera that's never groundbreaking or great. Ashton Kutcher is the only thing worth really praising about, because he gives possibly the best performance of his career thus far. Aside from that, the script is dull and makes Steve Jobs out to be a really cruel character, the direction is amateurish, and the film overall is a Dollar Store's "The Social Network." If you really want to see this film, then just wait for it on DVD. "Jobs" could have been something great, but instead it's just a mediocre biopic that is nothing more than an easy way to burn two hours away.
Jobs
CAST
Ashton Kutcher,
Dermot Mulroney
RATING
PG-13
RELEASE
August 16, 2013
DIRECTOR
Joshua Michael Stern
STUDIO
Open Road Films
RUNNING TIME
2 hours 7 minutes
STARS
**
REVIEW:
It's probably fair to say that the best and most captivating of the new Steve Jobs biopic "Jobs" is the first five minutes of it. In these five minutes, we see Steve Jobs, played by "That 70 Show" star Ashton Kutcher dawning old age makeup as he's introducing the iPod to the world for the first time. There's something about the way it's edited and how Kutcher channels Jobs in this particular scene that makes you expect more greatness to come after that. Sadly, a boring, shallow, and overall average movie comes instead, and what could have been great turned into something you could find on Lifetime. "Jobs" might have quite possibly the best performance of Ashton Kutcher's career thus far, but as a whole, this is just an average movie.
There's only one thing to really praise about this film, and that is Ashton Kutcher's performance. Kutcher in this film shows how much of a great dramatic actor he has the potential to be, and the way he embodies the role of Steve Jobs is pretty dead on. In almost every scene he's in, Kutcher owns it and gives a powerful and believable enough performance. The truth about the movie is that there aren't any bad performances present, but at the same time they aren't really worth talking about other than Kutcher's. The main problem with the film is the screenplay, which is pretty much the Dollar Store version of "The Social Network."
Screenwriter Matt Whiteley basically takes the life story of Steve Jobs and makes it as dull and boring as a Lifetime TV special. Not only that, but he makes Steve Jobs a really despicable person overall. That might have been how he was in real life, but here, Jobs is portrayed as a pompous, selfish, and cruel character whom you don't want to see succeed at all. Plus, the "comedy" thrown in the film never worked and mostly relied on making fat jokes through Josh Gad's character. If the movie had a better script, then this might have been a better film. Director Joshua Michael Stern does an amateur-ish job at directing this film. I mean, it wasn't awful directing, but it could have been a lot better as well. Not much else to say about him.
"Jobs," instead of going out and telling the story of Steve Jobs' rise to fame in style, instead gets watered down into a 2 hour soap opera that's never groundbreaking or great. Ashton Kutcher is the only thing worth really praising about, because he gives possibly the best performance of his career thus far. Aside from that, the script is dull and makes Steve Jobs out to be a really cruel character, the direction is amateurish, and the film overall is a Dollar Store's "The Social Network." If you really want to see this film, then just wait for it on DVD. "Jobs" could have been something great, but instead it's just a mediocre biopic that is nothing more than an easy way to burn two hours away.
Thursday, August 15, 2013
MINI-REVIEW: The Wolverine 3D
MOVIE
The Wolverine
CAST
Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto
RATING
PG-13
RELEASE
July 26, 2013
DIRECTOR
James Mangold
STUDIO
20th Century Fox
RUNNING TIME
2 hours 6 minutes
STARS
**
REVIEW:
Sue me, I kinda liked "X-Men Origins: Wolverine." I know it's not a great movie, has the best acting, and doesn't have a strong script, but I still had fun with it and thought Hugh Jackman was great as always as the title character. Having said that, I also wasn't that intrigued in another "Wolverine" movie in the first place. The character might be awesome and just an all around badass, but there hasn't been a movie about him that has been at least as good as the first two "X-Men" films, along with "First Class." Unfortunately, that streak hasn't stopped yet as "The Wolverine" just isn't a good movie. Some of the action sequences are fun, one or two of the big twists in the film are clever, and Hugh Jackman is great as always as Wolverine, but the film suffers from being pretty generic, having very little substance, and just overall being nothing more than a generic superhero film.
This is a summer where we got both "Iron Man 3" and "Man of Steel," which are both great movies in my opinion. So to have something like this come out and ruin the good superhero movie streak is saddening. I should also mention that the script really tries to hammer in the japanese "honor" system to much, and all of the female performances just aggravated me. The one big reason why you should see this movie is because of the mid-credit scene, which is better than the entire film. Still, you can probably find that scene on YouTube, so what's the point of going to see this movie? Overall, "The Wolverine" is a clunky, generic, and dull superhero movie that just happens to feature cool action scenes and a great Hugh Jackman performance. If you were waiting for a film that does the character of Wolverine justice, you're gonna have to keep waiting, because this isn't it.
PREVIEWS YOU MAY SEE:
Anchorman: The Legend Continues
The Mortal Instruments:
City of Bones
Paranoia
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Gravity
Thor: The Dark World
The Wolverine
CAST
Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto
RATING
PG-13
RELEASE
July 26, 2013
DIRECTOR
James Mangold
STUDIO
20th Century Fox
RUNNING TIME
2 hours 6 minutes
STARS
**
REVIEW:
Sue me, I kinda liked "X-Men Origins: Wolverine." I know it's not a great movie, has the best acting, and doesn't have a strong script, but I still had fun with it and thought Hugh Jackman was great as always as the title character. Having said that, I also wasn't that intrigued in another "Wolverine" movie in the first place. The character might be awesome and just an all around badass, but there hasn't been a movie about him that has been at least as good as the first two "X-Men" films, along with "First Class." Unfortunately, that streak hasn't stopped yet as "The Wolverine" just isn't a good movie. Some of the action sequences are fun, one or two of the big twists in the film are clever, and Hugh Jackman is great as always as Wolverine, but the film suffers from being pretty generic, having very little substance, and just overall being nothing more than a generic superhero film.
This is a summer where we got both "Iron Man 3" and "Man of Steel," which are both great movies in my opinion. So to have something like this come out and ruin the good superhero movie streak is saddening. I should also mention that the script really tries to hammer in the japanese "honor" system to much, and all of the female performances just aggravated me. The one big reason why you should see this movie is because of the mid-credit scene, which is better than the entire film. Still, you can probably find that scene on YouTube, so what's the point of going to see this movie? Overall, "The Wolverine" is a clunky, generic, and dull superhero movie that just happens to feature cool action scenes and a great Hugh Jackman performance. If you were waiting for a film that does the character of Wolverine justice, you're gonna have to keep waiting, because this isn't it.
PREVIEWS YOU MAY SEE:
Anchorman: The Legend Continues
The Mortal Instruments:
City of Bones
Paranoia
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Gravity
Thor: The Dark World
MINI-REVIEW: Pacific Rim 3D
MOVIE
Pacific Rim
CAST
Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba
RATING
PG-13
RELEASE
July 12, 2013
DIRECTOR
Guillermo Del Toro
STUDIO
Warner Bros. Pictures
RUNNING TIME
2 hours 11 minutes
STARS
***1/2
REVIEW:
Nothing speaks to both nerds and testosterone fueled guys more than huge ass robots and alien monsters kicking the crap out of each other. Why "Pacific Rim" tanked at the Box Office is a mystery to me, because it has all of the elements of a great summer popcorn flick: action, comedy, CGI, and 3D. Adding Guillermo Del Toro, the director of the "Hellboy" movies and "Pans Labyrinth" to that equation just makes it a whole lot better. And frankly, this is a lot better than many of the big budget movies that have come out recently, including "Oblivion" and "White House Down." The main thing that makes this film superior to other big budget flicks is that it has a lot of originality in it. The film's story is entirely original and from the minds of Del Toro and co-writer Travis Beacham. Thanks to the originality of the film, as well as some of the best CGI/3D you'll see this year, "Pacific Rim" is a high-octaine blast from start to finish.
The one problem that I personally had with the film is that it's predictable and kind of formulaic. Don't get me wrong, the story is still very original, but there are things that happen to the characters and in the plot itself that make it almost like a typical action film, which upset me. That, however, was only a tiny part of this 131 minute movie. The acting is fine, the action is awesome and badass, and even the comedy of the movie actually worked, specifically from Charlie Day's character in the film. "Pacific Rim" might be predictable at times, but it is still a kick ass and fun summer movie overall. If you want to see big robots fighting alien monsters in the dystopian future from the vision of the guy that did "Hellboy," then go see this movie before it's out of theaters. Seriously, this is a movie that must be seen on the big screen in 3D.
PREVIEWS YOU MAY SEE:
Jobs
Seventh Son
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
The Grandmaster
Captain Phillips
Gravity
Pacific Rim
CAST
Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba
RATING
PG-13
RELEASE
July 12, 2013
DIRECTOR
Guillermo Del Toro
STUDIO
Warner Bros. Pictures
RUNNING TIME
2 hours 11 minutes
STARS
***1/2
REVIEW:
Nothing speaks to both nerds and testosterone fueled guys more than huge ass robots and alien monsters kicking the crap out of each other. Why "Pacific Rim" tanked at the Box Office is a mystery to me, because it has all of the elements of a great summer popcorn flick: action, comedy, CGI, and 3D. Adding Guillermo Del Toro, the director of the "Hellboy" movies and "Pans Labyrinth" to that equation just makes it a whole lot better. And frankly, this is a lot better than many of the big budget movies that have come out recently, including "Oblivion" and "White House Down." The main thing that makes this film superior to other big budget flicks is that it has a lot of originality in it. The film's story is entirely original and from the minds of Del Toro and co-writer Travis Beacham. Thanks to the originality of the film, as well as some of the best CGI/3D you'll see this year, "Pacific Rim" is a high-octaine blast from start to finish.
The one problem that I personally had with the film is that it's predictable and kind of formulaic. Don't get me wrong, the story is still very original, but there are things that happen to the characters and in the plot itself that make it almost like a typical action film, which upset me. That, however, was only a tiny part of this 131 minute movie. The acting is fine, the action is awesome and badass, and even the comedy of the movie actually worked, specifically from Charlie Day's character in the film. "Pacific Rim" might be predictable at times, but it is still a kick ass and fun summer movie overall. If you want to see big robots fighting alien monsters in the dystopian future from the vision of the guy that did "Hellboy," then go see this movie before it's out of theaters. Seriously, this is a movie that must be seen on the big screen in 3D.
PREVIEWS YOU MAY SEE:
Jobs
Seventh Son
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
The Grandmaster
Captain Phillips
Gravity
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